1. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
2. Cats are like potato chips, you can never have just one.
3. Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
4. Cats choose us; we don't own them.
5. Time spent with cats is never wasted.
6. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
7. If you want to write, keep cats.
8. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
9. The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
10. A cat has absolute emotional honesty.
11. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.
12. When a cat chooses to befriend you, it is indeed a true honor.
13. Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend grooming themselves.
14. Cats come and go without ever leaving.
15. Cats are like only children, sometimes they want attention and sometimes they want to be left alone.
16. I believe in God, only I spell it Nature… And, the only thing I worship more than Nature is my cat.
17. Cats are like air purifiers that love you back.
18. A cat can purr its way out of anything.
19. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
20. Cats come when they feel like it. Not when they are told.
21. A cat's eyes are windows to its soul.
22. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
23. Cats don't like change without their consent.
24. A cat has beauty without vanity, strength without insolence, courage without ferocity, all the virtues of man without his vices.
25. Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
26. The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.
27. Cats never listen to anyone’s opinions, they only have their own ideas.
28. Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
29. If you want to improve your life immediately, clean out a closet. Rearrange your furniture. Start taking a new route to work. Pick up a pencil and write an overdue letter to a friend. Call someone to whom you haven’t spoken in ages and tell them you’ve been thinking of them. Read a book. Get a pet. Pet the cat.
30. Cats are the ultimate anti-depressant drugs.
31. A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
32. A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
33. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get cats to do anything they don't want to. Dogs like to be loved; cats don't.
34. Cats have it all: admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
35. Cats are inquisitive but hate to admit it.
36. I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
37. Cats leave paw prints in your heart, forever and always.
38. A cat will never own up to doing anything wrong.
39. Cats possess numerous charms, and anyone who has ever loved a cat has fallen for its magic.
40. A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
41. Cats have it all figured out. It's life done right.
42. A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world.
43. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
44. I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
45. Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
46. I named my kitten Rose because no matter how much you roughhouse with her, she still seems so delicate.
47. Cats are much wiser than we humans think and can understand more than we can fathom. They keep their own secrets better than we often do.
